Funny sms; 9386 messages
Tum pas aae.yon mukarae.
Apne batis dant muj ko dikae.
Dekh k mera dill
phoot phoot rota hai.
yar tum se ik brush b
theek se nehin hota hai.
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Dil se roye magar honto se muskura baithay,
Yu hi Hum kisi se dosti nibah baithe.
Wo hume eik SmS na kar paye.
Jin k liye Hum SmS package on karwa baithay.
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Sapne ki tarah tujhe saja k rakhon,
Chandini raat ki nazron se chupa k rakhon,
Meri taqdeer mere sath nahi Warna
Zindagi bhar Tujy"MURGA" bana k rakhon :->
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Sapne ki tarah tujhe saja k rakhon,
Chandini raat ki nazron se chupa k rakhon,
Meri taqdeer mere sath nahi Warna
Zindagi bhar Tujy"MURGA" bana k rakhon :->
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Meri zindgi pr faqat itna Ehsan kr do,
ik baynam se mohabbt mery nam kr do,
ik subha ko milo or sham kr do,
OR sham tak mery ghar ka sara kam kr do..;-)
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Khub surat pholon mai,
Haseen wadiyon mai,
Dil kash bagon mai,
Aap jesa
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1 kira zaror hota hai..
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Kaali billi apka raasta kaat le to..
To
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Samajh lena k
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Billi museebat mein parne wali hai.
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Ye Pighalta Jism
Ye Kapkapate Hont
Ye Larazti Awaz
Ye Larkharate Qadam
Ufff
Mujhe Tou Pehle Hi Shak Tha
K
Tum
CHARSI Ho :p
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Height Of Bravery . . .
Going Late In Class, In Tore Jeans & Sleevless
Entring Te Class Widout Permission
N Sayin To Madam
''''Hey Sweety Carry On , Don’t Stop'''' ;->
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Jab Tumhain Upar Wale Ne Banaya Hoga
Use Bohut Maza Aaya Hoga,
Hansi Di Bachon Wali
Suurat Di Bholi Bhaali
Mijaaz Dia Cool...
AuR
AuR
DIMAG GAYA BHOOL... ;->
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AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP
BEAUTIFU HAIN,
SMART HAIN,
CHARMING HAIN
TOU
KUTTA PALIYE…
SAAP PALIYE..
SHER PALIYE
Magar
KUDA K WASTE
GALATFAIMI MAT PALIYE. . . ;->
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10 ADVANTAGES OF NOT HAVING A “LOVER”…
1.SAVE TIME.
2. CAN SLEEP WELL.
3. DON’T HAV 2 BOTHER ABT MISSED CALLS…
4. DON’T HAV TO WORRY ABT HOW U LOOK…
5. CAN EAT IN ANY RESTAURANT…
6. NO BORING SMS IN THE MIDDLE OF NIGHT…
7. CAN TALK WITH ALL BOYS…
8. U WON’T HEAR “AAW… U R DULL TODAY”.
9. CAN GO ANYWHERE WITH ANY ONE…
10. DON’T HAV 2 LISTEN SAME OLD CRAP JOKES…?
BONUS: - U WILL LIVE A LONG LIFE…….
SO BE AWARE OF LOVER
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Ppl say opposite attracts...
So I sincerely ''HOPE''
you meet somebody
who is attractive,
honest,
intelligent,
and
cultured
Not Like U Jahil :P
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Pehle Log 8 Ruoee Wali Botte Peete Thay
Ab 800 Wali Peete Hain
Farq Tou Para Hai
GEO MUSHARAF . . . ;->
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Allah aap ko zindagi de
Allah aap ko daulat de
Allah aap ko khushian de
Allah aap ko kamyaabi de
sab yaad ho gaya????
Chal utha katora aur shurru ho ja! :p
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